Saturday, October 30, 2021

Congrats Ryan, here's a short story to celebrate

 This story starts where most stories start, with a group of friends collected around a table talking about what they have going on in their life. We have the newlyweds showing off the photo album, the newly promoted leader of phone game alliance making jokes about his promotion at work, the balding guy saying his hair lost meds are finally helping, the serial online dater showing off his new match and the New Yorker talking about her new apartment. As these conversations go it was a dull one, as these six had little excitement going on since all the Sleepy Hallow Halloween activities where booked or canceled except for Hotel Transvania but 5 people don't understand the height of comedy.

Our group needed to do something so off they went throwing the new groom into the trunk of the car, crowding the minibronze statue. Whipping around corners and hills our adventures reach the sleepy hallow cemetery not a moment too soon for the man in trunk. Off to see the famous graves of Rockefeller, Carnegie and where the headless horseman left his prey. While admiring the granduer even in death of these titans of industry, the balding member came across the bronze lady.

In her lap he saw a envelope saying take me and the curious fool opened it to see inside. To his great surprise he found some candy, which offered to the children, some stickers and a ghoul of a pin. Fun little trinkets for the group. Little did they know the curse that was attached to this lady; all are free to take from the lady but in return must return what others have lost in the cemetery so the next may find the joy she lacks. 

An easy curse to miss as it is overshadowed by the headless horseman fame and much small stakes compared to losing your head and our mootly crew had no clue. Off they went to see the rest of the cemetery and the old Dutch church. As they walked the serial online dater kicked something on the ground. A nice silver ring there for anyone to pick up and pick it up he did. Realizing his mistake moments too late he tried to drop it and forget it but the alliance leader told him that everyone knows you have to give a ring away if you find it in a graveyard, you can't just leave it. 

Knowing the balding man had previously been cursed he gave him the ring to pass any danger away. The balding man missed the perfect opportunity to give it too two passerby and the group moved on towards the car. Jokingly they said they need to give the ring to the bronze lady so to see her again they went. 

The balding man mocking the possibility of curse a few steps from the lady tossed the ring towards her. As fate would have it the ring missed it's target and dropped to the ground. Thinking his task was down the balding man return to the group and the car to leave. 

The night was normally for this group, and all crisis seem to be averted. Little did they know the lady is patient and strike when she ready. So our crew returned weary from thier adventure. To sleep most went and the New Yorker returned to her new apartment. 

In the morning the group awoke to surprise. The balding man's hair was less and gray. While they laughed at his plight, the serial online dater and alliance leader opened their phones. To much shock both apps they enjoy were missing, removed entirely from the device. The laughs turn to angry and worry of what could cause this bad luck. Soon the newlyweds would awaken and try to comfort the suffering. 

In thier attempt the bride turns to the photo album to show a cousin who wants to see the serial online dater again, but the new boy was missing but before panic could set in the New Yorker called with a message of pure terror. She said in pure dread why is Jack in my apartment with a key and signed lease saying he lives here to. The rest realized they got off easy comparatively decided to accept thier fate and just get breakfast. 

At breakfast the lucky few decided to Google the bronze lady and buried in the results was the curse. As it was read aloud, the balding man face went pale as he realized he missed. So the men returned and sitting next to the bronze lady was a ring which they gave to her. Before they reached the car, another call came in to the groom. His wife, singing like an angelic choir, said she found the photos. Checking their phones was met with more joy than a child at Christmas as the apps had returned. The balding man looked into his mirror and the gray was replaced with the normal brown. The thickness unfortunately did not change.

Celebrating the return, the New Yorker calls to say hey turns out lease was actually for a place in North Dakota so he left. All were happy and if they would have looked behind them they would have saw that the bronze lady was smiling as well.


Happy Halloween everyone 


Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Week 6 Roger decides to throw the season away

 Coming into the week Roger decided to trade away Jamar Chase to Ryan for a 3rd round pick. The two teams with 1 win making an interesting trade with the guy who has been unlucky giving up the talented player and the guy who's team has been struggling without his 1st round pick. You would think the trade would go the other way. Well Ryan is trying to save his season and Roger seems content to be competing for another raffle where he escapes all punishments by simply not attending any more events. 


Speaking of Ryan, it was actually an earlier trade that did him in this week. A few weeks ago Dan and Ryan decided to trade kickers and well the difference was Buffalo kicker. Dan strategy of packing his teams with Bills players paid off this week even through the Bills could not pick up the win. It was the right call to go for that fourth and 1. Dan picked up the win while the bills took the L and Ryan stays at 1 win. 

Talking about teams going for it on 4th down. The Chargers, super aggressive going for it and not converting this week. Hey it didn't hut Connor as he was able to overcome the Rodgers, Adams stack on the strength of Taylor dominating for the Colts. Hey Nick look what your old team is doing and run the ball, not just cause I have Sanders but because the Eagles need to win a couple games too. Doug took the L but keeps a 1 game lead in his division as both Alex and Connor lurk waiting to take that spot. 

Alex was able to beat Chris, who after having every player have a career game, had every player seem to be hurt.   Alex returned to the winner cycle with the return of Cook to lineup. The super powered line-up is going to be tough to beat if Cook picks up the pace. 

Don't worry Ryan, Roger lost as well so you both share last place for now. Roger lost to the top 3 players in Matt's lineup so not really inspiring confidence Beasley also outscored Chase so maybe Roger made a good trade because we all know he is going to blow that draft pick.


Rich was involved in another close match up but this time he came out on top. Brendan team preformed well in defeat with Joe Burrow looking like a potential game changer in fantasy football. Brendan might have been able to win if the Eagles defense tried to stop the run instead of doubling Evans and Godwin.


Hey the beneficiary of the eagles game plan was Fournette who scored 27 points this week. That was not enough to get Steve the W. He was not able to overcome the Stafford, Henderson  stack. Hey Kupp did give a scare with his two TDs. Come on Stafford throw a couple more to other guys, spread the wealth. 

With that the league is close together as only 3 teams are under .500 at this point of the season. It will be interesting if anyone is able to pull away this season. 


Good luck to everyone this week



 

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Week 5 The defending champ hits a cold streak

 Sorry for not getting this up sooner, I decided to go see No Time to Die in Adobe vision, tonight and I'll just say that was not a mistake. But enough of the excuses and on to the recap.


In the upset of the week Connor defeated Alex despite Alex getting 39 points from his QB and 32 from his tight end. Is it because Alex left two guys who were hurt in his lineup, maybe but Connor also had 1 RB go down with injury early in his game as well so that equaled things out. Alex with the loss drops into last place in his division. Guess the manger has been thinking the customer is right instead of spitting in the food and sending it back out.


Doug got another win to extend his division lead to 2 game over Alex and Connor and giving Roger another tough luck loss on the season. Roger must not of seen the news that Ridely was not traveling on Friday and that 0 really hurt hi, He probably also missed that every Giants WR was hurt going into the game. Roger might be the best 1-4 team of all time but he can't seem to put it together. 


Brendan crushed Ryan. Ryan is off to a dreadful start as he had 3 starters play and score 0 points. An impressive feat if it was low score wins but it's not. Brendan is showing some life with a big win.


Rich for the second week in a row loss by less then 3 points as he could not overcome Frank's team of the walking wounded. With ever starter except Miles Sanders carrying an injury designation at some point last week it was a lucky win for the commish. 


Steve put up a monstrous 152 points and set his sights on his 3rd title saying this is my division and Ryan and Dan are not concerns in the slightest. If Lamar Jackson keeps getting 40 plus games Steve will be unbeatable so for all our sakes let's hope Baltimore starts using those stinky RBs again. 


Chris was able to win with a crazy 86 points from 3 players in the same game. The chargers Browns game was a huge fantasy day for everyone, except OBJ who must of kicked Baker's puppy or something. That was able to bring Chris back from being on pace for the worst non Roger or Andrew week in league history. 


So here are my picks for the next James Bond

1. Just make it a cuban spy movie and cast Ana De Amas


That's it. Seriously she was complete fire in that movie. 



Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Week 4 to tank or not tank

 There comes a point in every season where a player has to look at there roster and determine if they should just tank and trade away their scrapes or hold off to later weeks and keep the dream alive. Today we take a look at the teams that should tank and which should keep the roster together.

First Brendan pulled off an impressive 2 point win, unfairly because Stafford was in on that rushing TD over Frank. Brendan moved to 1-3 with his first win of the season. Powered by two RB that are the only options in their respective offense Brendan should not tank and keep on fighting. His opponent last week also at 1-3 should not tank because Miles Sanders sucks and the solution is stop playing him.

Dan and Rich faced off in a battle of the top of the league and Dan pulled off the 1 point win. Obviously both should tank to give the lower downs a better chance. 


Steve got to play Ryan for the 2nd time and for the 2nd time won the matchup rather convincing moving him to 3-1 on the season on the strength of his fantasy defense. Steve should not tank. Ryan is 1-3 his top RB out, his WR nonexistent. He might be able to luck into a few wins but at this point it looks like he should be calling Connor up and saying don't you like Mahomes for a 2nd round pick. 


Alex lost back to back weeks and there are questions about the champ. Doug was able to pick up his 3rd win somehow this week which might match his 2 year total. Neither are in a position to tank because they play with Connor.

Connor got his first win of the season and had to be the top scorer because Matt had some more bad luck losing when scoring over 100 points again. Since he has joined the league no one has lost more when they score over 100 points. Connor has a super deep team and as long as he doesn't over think it he should have a good season.

Chris beat Roger and really it is all the Raiders fault. simple as that but Roger does have a few studs on the bench that keep on putting up big points that would make him 4-0 so his roster as lots of potential. 


So the only team that should tank is Ryan. Speaking of things that tanked here is a list of the best 5 Adam Sandler movies. 


(Disclosure I have not seen his netflix movies)


5. Happy Gilmore 


4. Uncut Gems 


3. Hotel Transylvania III


2. Hotel Transylvania 


1. Hotel Transylvania II 

Hands down the best movie he has every done!!!