Well my secret Santa arrived and I was surprised to see the note of a Merry Orthodox Christmas. I was puzzled at first not knowing what the difference in Christmas celebrations would be from our Christian brothers and sisters to the east. And while I pondered this, I realized there is no difference say for the chanting and cool hats. These are beautiful things we should adopt, except for parties. Common nothing says a good time like Ancient Greek and awesome poofy hats! Anyway I digress. The secret Santa knows me quite well and understands the three great loves of my life: tobacco, expensive alcohol, horse betting, and women. Ok that’s four. But considering that at least one of the hose cannot be sent via package (unless it comes from the Ukraine with poked holes for breathing) he decided to send me these fine cigars which I will enjoy thoroughly. May god bless this orthodox Santa!! And may I enjoy these beautiful cancer sticks with class, grace, and in a velvet smoking jacket. Merry Christmas.
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