First and foremost, let me just say it is embarrassing how long it took me to figure out how to use this thing. I still don’t see what was wrong with the Facebook group, but nevertheless here I am.
My Secret Santa must celebrate Orthodox Christmas because I got their gift extremely late! At any rate, my Secret Santa, who I believe is also fat in real life, got me this wine opener! How thoughtful as wine has replaced beer as my go to drink. Not because I’m a bitch, like Rich, but because I have evolved from a beer guzzling frat boy to a sophisticated wine drinking lawyer. Just kidding, I am not sophisticated.
For the inaugural opening, I looked for Russian wine (this is Orthodox Christmas after all) however I could not find it. Determined to find a wine from an Orthodox country my options were Armenia and Bulgaria. I opted for Bulgaria because it was rated 92 points by Wine Spectator. That’s I learned Wine Spectator is full of shit! Merry Orthodox Christmas and happy Orthodox New Year!
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