Week 2, the doom and dispair begins

I had the misfortune of watching a few plays of the Cardinals Rams game this Sunday. The Cardinals did not have a play on the Rams side of the field until the last drive of the game. Now the Giants barely did any better but honestly I know that game was going to suck and Hell in a Cell was on so I didn't waste my time watching Manning check down to Barkley 14 times but as Jack said that is a hall of fame QB, he does not need an O-line. Through two weeks I think it safe to say Eli needs people to block. Now the Cardinals line also sucks but where the Giants line is like Rich trying to block in flag football the Cardinals are more like Ryan. (Just check it down to DJ 14 times Sammy sleeves and I will be happy) Speaking of Ryan sucking, and honesty I have no idea how he did this but his QB scored 38 points and he lost to Roger. If you get 38 from one player you should probably break 100. The other 8 players combined for only 50 points. Yikes. As is traditions, I lost my first two games for the 3rd year in a row. I can't seem to win divisional games, damn you Brendan and Rich. Start drafting worst. Speaking of Rich he was able to pull of another impressive win, more than doubling up Doug. At least Doug was on vacation and did not have to witness the massacre first hand. Alex moved to 2-0 taking a two game lead on Connor, who he defeated. So at best Connor can only split the season series with Alex, and we all know Alex and cares about beating Connor, unless he is the all-whites. Chris was victorious but Rodgers is saying his knee may be getting worse so that is not good. Dan moved to 2-0 which is good because he has a good team but not a good bench so he needs to pick up the wins before the bye weeks start.

Hmm, now for the important part of the recap the all important power rankings

 TV Game (Price is right is DQed because Lou and Emily were on it)

12.  Press your luck/ Whammy- No whammy, big money, no whammy stop! You used to be able to watch the pattern and make it so you never hit a whammy but some dummy wrote in to the show so they made it random and ruined it for the smart people everywhere.

11. Deal or no Deal- this show was entertaining for like two seasons, but I played it enough on the computer to determine what I wanted to eat, i have food indecision, could also put let's make a deal here, basically the same show.

10. 21- on the game show network with Carlton hosting, you get to laugh at people who do not understand basic counting and probability. 

9. Dog eat Dog- combination of trivia and wipeout type challenges made this a must watch in the summer days in high school.

8. Double Dare- One of my child hood favorites, trivia, physical feats and slime, pretty good combo.

7. Legends of the Hidden temple- where you a sliver monkey, blue barracuda or a temple guard. The temple always seemed to have new twist and was basically impossible to escape, those temple guards are always getting in the way, surprising no one ever took a swing at one.

6. Wheel of fortune- if you where curious I am almost positive the wheel is rigged. IF people are winning to much money it makes them hit the bankrupt. If the million is in play the bankrupt is going to hit, and they will extend the show to make it happen.

5. Who wants to be a millionaire- when it first came out this show was so exciting, the wait for the first person to win was intense and then when he called his parents to say he was going to win, now that is amazing, TV moment.

4.  The hollywood squares- I don;t know if I liked this show or if it was because the game in school for reviewing for test was more fun, we played once in my 6th grade social sciences class (history) and for the American Revolution chapter where the class split into 3 teams, half the class on one team, half on the other and me on my own, it may have been because I talked how I could beat the whole class on my own and the teacher tried to teach me a lesson. Obviously it did not work.

3. Guts- the game of our childhood, who didn't want a chance to conquer the agrocraig

2. Family feud- So who wants to play the family feud.

1. Jeopardy- Come on, who didn't see this one being near the top if not the top, no real surprise, here.

Full disclosure I did the list off the top of my head so I may have missed your favorite show, if I did let me know in the comments.

Alright I have a movie to catch so here is my power rankings for the league, commentary may be in the comments after the movie if i do not fall asleep

1. Rich
2 Brendan
3. Dan
4. Frank
5. Steve
6. Matt
7. Alex
8. Chris
9. Connor
10. Roger
11. Doug
12. Ryan

Remember next week Ryan is going to guest write the recap, hopefully for his first one every he has some creativity.