Week 9 Recap- I am back and ready to get to it

Alright so I'm back, for better or worst. Doug failed us doing only one recap. The worst part of Doug's failure was it seemed like he had a ton of great ideas. Oh well to bad. No editing under 20 minutes of typing recaps are back. I came back for two reasons. Number one I was watching the game  on Thursday night and thinking: wow, I am not having as much fun doing fantasy football this year despite only having 6 loses across 4 leagues nine weeks in. (Yeah 4 of them are in this league but funny thing is this is the cheapest league and you get tired of being in the championship each year just look at the Warriors. Second I'v just been on such a run of good luck that I felt the karmic winds change on Sunday. I know the exact moment too. Well I'll get to that but first some recaps.

Wait did Doug lose because of that fumble recover for a TD at the end of the game by the Cowboys. Oh my Gosh that guy is having horrible luck, not as bad as Mark Walton who was caught using PEDs the day after his time won for the first time this year. The Dolphins clearly forgot that the Bengels exist and they just can't let the Jets win the next time they play them to get the lose back. Oh back to winless teams like Doug. Wow that really sucks that you lost like that, oh well. The worst part is he can't really blame the points against because both Dan and I have had more points scored against us and we have wins. Let's move on to teams that matter now.

 Richie P took down Chris as the Packers offense decided not to show up on Sunday. I feel bad for the kids Chris coaches when the packers lose. Rumor has it makes them do sprints for every point the Packers lose by. Good thing it is not how many the fantasy team loses by because he would have some deaths at practice this week. Rich is riding the Wilson, Evans combo which is killing it. (Reason why my other teams are killing it too (except I normally get a better rb combo Cook, CMC)) This guy could be real dangerous if Barkley ankle holds up and the well if the Giants don't just pack it in and save the beating on this body for next year.


Alex was able to beat a team that on Sunday morning had 6 healthy non bye week players. No I am not talking about Roger's team. Matt was able to pull off getting a complete lineup in, and managed to score more than 80 points, maybe some people should take notes (matchup number 1). Alex through proved to much getting a great performance by Dak and great weeks from Montgomery, and Sanu. Alex looks real dangerous if his Pats receivers keep up the good work.

 Connor has the fantasy god that is CMC. I am not going into the ridculous stats the guy has put up facing the hardest rush defense schedule in the league. That Cam Newton injury has unlocked a god mode. Ryan's team almost hit there projected score which when you only score 75 points that means tough times ahead.

Um, why is Roger playing Alshon, the only receiver that is slower than everyone in our fantsy league. I am not kidding the guy can't run anymore. It's questionable if he can still catch too.
Speaking of WR that don't look like they have OBJ, boy did the Browns ruin this guy. He has had what 1 good play all year, of course it was Brendan played me and the idiot Jet would have tacled him when he had the chance I would have won that week but no the Jets have to Jets and out browned the browns.

Now to the moment that we were waiting for since the end of the first block of run on sentences. The moment when I knew that the karmic winds were changing was when the Lions did not run a QB sneak from the 1 inch line to force over time. But you lost by 18 points that would have only be 6 well yes but when it happened I was projected to win still. The damage that followed through was Carson getting stopped twice inside the 5 yard line only for Wilson to throw a TD, Andrews sucking and the Pats D deciding this was the week the opposing team running back would score more than 6 points. It okay because I was honestly worried that things were going to well in my life and something needed to happen. If that and the sixers first loss is the worst of it no big deal.

Maybe next week I kick things off with how I am talking with two spicy senoritas and what the major hold up is with that. Well ESPN gives us horrible power rankings now so I am not going to do that but a quick topic power ranking cause I know this is what Dan really wants.

Top 5 Ava Max songs

1. Sweet but Psycho

2.  So Am I

3. Sweet but Psycho

4. Freaking me out

5. Sweet but Psycho

Quick story, when ever this songs come on the radio I have to listen to the end of it even if it means  being late to an arbitration by a minute or two. I think it was last wednesday through I was listening to the radio and I was already 5 minutes late for work when it came on the radio which of course I had to listen to it in the parking lot. After it came on through the secret sound contest was played so I had to try to win $5000 on a sound I had no clue about so after that I was like 23 minutes late. As I walked into the office a coworker asked if I got hit by the Sweet by Pyscho secret sound combo again and that the managing attorney was looking for me. He was looking for me to congratulate me on the last great win and that if I keep up the good work I will be eligible for a raise above 5%. So yeah that's the story. Hope you had fun reading it and I write to you all next week.